Vendor: Indie Press Revolution
Product Type : RPG Book
You're a woodland creature who has recently gained sentience when you ingested magical cocaine from the satchel of an unlucky traveler in your forest. With your newfound intelligence, you plunder the belongings of the courier you killed. You find that he or she had a complicated heist plan written on parchment and hidden in their satchel bag. But it’s not just any heist. It is a complicated heist that involves stealing more of the enchanted cocaine that has granted you sentience and made you really jittery. Can you take a chance that when the cocaine wears off you’ll revert to being a mere woodland animal? No. No, you cannot. You have to get more of that enchanted cocaine! Luckily, you have this written plan from the deceased courier that requires discipline and exact execution. Unfortunately, you're a goddamned coked-out enchanted woodland creature prone to rage.
NOTE: Cocaine Owlbear is a hack of the clever and hilarious game Honey Heist by Grant Howitt. This product is presented with Howitt's gracious permission.
NOTE Part 2: Much like the recent motion picture with a similar name, this game is satirical in nature and by no means encourages anyone to ingest any illegal or unhealthy substances.
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